Two Kinds Of

Those who spoil the ending

and those who get genuinely angry about spoilers from movies made in 1975

Those who grunt loudly with every rep

and those who workout in complete silence

Those who wipe down equipment

and those who leave sweat puddles for the next person

Those who leave immediately when credits roll

and those who stay to watch every single credit

Those who keep the thermostat at 65

and those who keep it at 75 and complain about the electricity bill

Those who plan every minute of the itinerary

and those who wing it entirely