Those who keep the thermostat at 65

and those who keep it at 75 and complain about the electricity bill

Those who plan every minute of the itinerary

and those who wing it entirely

Those who label everything in the fridge

and those who consider all food communal property

Those who clean as they go

and those who let dishes pile up until there are no clean plates left

Those who talk through the entire movie

and those who shush everyone who makes a sound

Those who pack a week before the trip

and those who pack in the Uber to the airport