Those who label everything in the fridge

and those who consider all food communal property

Those who clean as they go

and those who let dishes pile up until there are no clean plates left

Those who talk through the entire movie

and those who shush everyone who makes a sound

Those who pack a week before the trip

and those who pack in the Uber to the airport

Those who eat smelly food at their desk

and those who microwave fish in the break room

Those who have camera on in every meeting

and those who haven't turned their camera on since 2020