Those who respond "K" to everything

and those who write paragraphs of explanation

Those who leave one slice of pizza in the box

and those who finish what they start

Those who hit snooze seventeen times

and those who spring out of bed at first alarm

Those who think Die Hard is a Christmas movie

and those who are wrong

Those who eat cranberry sauce

and those who realize that it is nasty and gross

Those who eat pizza with a fork

and those who eat pizza with their hands