Those who hit snooze seventeen times

and those who spring out of bed at first alarm

Those who think Die Hard is a Christmas movie

and those who are wrong

Those who eat cranberry sauce

and those who realize that it is nasty and gross

Those who eat pizza with a fork

and those who eat pizza with their hands

Those that bark at everything

and those that are quiet and observant

Those that have ice makers

and those that don't have ice makers