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and those who return them to the corral

Those who eat dessert first

and those who save the best for last

Those who merge at the last possible second

and those who merge a mile before the lane ends

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and those who only listen to his music from 1985 and before

Those who know a lot of bruce springsteen’s best music he recorded after 2000

and those who only listen to his music from 1985 and before

Those who respond "K" to everything

and those who write paragraphs of explanation