Those who prefer dark mode

and those who somehow still use light mode

Those who comment everything

and those who believe good code is self-documenting

Those who keep 47 browser tabs open

and those who close everything after each session

Those who never read instruction manuals

and those who read them cover to cover before opening the box

Those who arrive fashionably late

and those who show up 15 minutes early to everything

Those who leave shopping carts in parking spots

and those who return them to the corral