Those that knock things off tables while maintaining eye contact

and those that wait until you leave the room

Those that sleep on your keyboard

and those that sleep on your face at 3am

Those who test in production

and those who have a proper QA process

Those who cruise at a leisurely pace, stopping frequently to take selfies

and those who zip past like they're on a mission, sweat like they just ran a marathon, and prefer uphill battles

Those who use tabs

and those who use spaces

Those who let their phone battery die regularly

and those who panic at 20% and immediately find a charger