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You can divide everything into two kinds of dogs

Those that steal food when you're not looking

and those that maintain perfect eye contact while stealing food

In this world, there are two kinds of code reviewers

Those who rubberstamp

and those who can read code

In this world, there are two kinds of code reviewers

Those who rubberstamp

and those who can read code

In this world, there are two kinds of cats

Those that ignore expensive toys to play with the box

and those that ignore expensive toys to play with a bottle cap

In this world, there are two kinds of programmers

Those who Google every error message

and those who actually read the documentation

There are two kinds of cats

Those that want in immediately after being let out

and those that want out immediately after being let in