Those that greet you like you've been gone for years after 5 minutes

and those that give you the cold shoulder for leaving them

Those that act like they own the place

and those that actually do own the place

Those that steal food when you're not looking

and those that maintain perfect eye contact while stealing food

Those who rubberstamp

and those who can read code

Those who rubberstamp

and those who can read code

Those that ignore expensive toys to play with the box

and those that ignore expensive toys to play with a bottle cap