Those who back into parking spaces

and those who pull straight in and deal with the consequences later

Those who count to three

and those who never get past two

Those that love everyone equally

and those that are ride-or-die loyal to one person only

Those that refuse to go outside in the rain

and those that jump in every puddle they can find

Those who swore they'd never say 'because I said so'

and those who say it daily now

Those who remember every word of Goodnight Moon

and those who can recite every episode of Bluey