In this world, there are two kinds of parents
Those who count to three
and those who never get past two
Those who count to three
and those who never get past two
Those that love everyone equally
and those that are ride-or-die loyal to one person only
Those that refuse to go outside in the rain
and those that jump in every puddle they can find
Those who swore they'd never say 'because I said so'
and those who say it daily now
Those who remember every word of Goodnight Moon
and those who can recite every episode of Bluey
Those that greet you like you've been gone for years after 5 minutes
and those that give you the cold shoulder for leaving them