Those that love everyone equally

and those that are ride-or-die loyal to one person only

Those that refuse to go outside in the rain

and those that jump in every puddle they can find

Those who swore they'd never say 'because I said so'

and those who say it daily now

Those who remember every word of Goodnight Moon

and those who can recite every episode of Bluey

Those that greet you like you've been gone for years after 5 minutes

and those that give you the cold shoulder for leaving them

Those that act like they own the place

and those that actually do own the place