Those who tailgate in the slow lane

and those who go exactly the speed limit in the fast lane

Those who accelerate toward yellow lights

and those who brake at the first hint of yellow

Those who use turn signals religiously

and those who apparently don't know their car has turn signals

Those who let their kids stay up late

and those who have strict bedtime routines they defend like their life depends on it

Those who back into parking spaces

and those who pull straight in and deal with the consequences later

Those who count to three

and those who never get past two